thistlerose: (flowers)
Those Russian Songs From Sunny Spain

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Mature / R
Ships: Harry/Ginny, Neville/Hannah
Summary: It takes more than good memory to have good memories.
A/N: Written for the [ profile] hpgw_otp Fortune Cookie Challenge. Posted to [ profile] catchmysnitch. 3,000 words. Set after the series. Wow. Neville totally ran off with the first half of this story. And the second half got a lot smuttier than I'd anticipated!

( These days, wizards and witches get quiet when Neville Longbottom enters a room. )
thistlerose: (Ron/Hermione!)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Mature
Ship: Ron/Hermione
Summary: He wants to hear her say it.
A/N: This, the final kisslet, is for [ profile] lyras! It's about 450 words, set not long after Book 7.

'Come on, admit it.' )
thistlerose: (forget-me-nots)
True Like Ice, Like Fire

Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG
Summary: She doesn't have to say she's faithful. Okay, maybe she does. But only because Harry's kind of dim sometimes.
A/N: This is for [ profile] starrika, for the Changing Seasons Harry/Ginny Exchange. Many, many thanks to [ profile] r_becca for running this exchange, and for beta reading for me! This is about 2,290 words, and it's set after what would have been Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts.

'Are you trying to be noble?' )
thistlerose: (tartan skirt/saucy/kiss my ass)
Tuesday night, I had a key lime martini and posted some smut. This is just the link to the ficlet at [ profile] erotic_elves. The community is locked at the moment, but anyone of legal age can join. See the userinfo.

For Her Pleasure

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Ship: Angelina/Fred/Lee/George
Summary: Oh captain, my captain.
Notes: Yes, it's group sex. 340 words. Written for [ profile] erotic_elves's October flash fiction challenge. Like I said, the link goes to the comm.

( For Her Pleasure )
thistlerose: (darkness)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Ship: Remus/Tonks (though I wouldn't call this romantic)
Summary: She still has places to go, people to see.
A/N: I hadn't planned on writing this. I suppose it comes out of some of the comments I've been seeing about Tonks's absence from a certain scene toward the end of Deathly Hallows. Again, I wouldn't call it shippy, though it's canon-compliant. (Which means big spoilers.) Approx. 650 words.

'There's no sense in worrying about it now. What's done is done.' )
thistlerose: (forget-me-nots)
For Luck, For Laughs, For the Unknown

Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Ted/Andromeda
Rating: NC-17
Warning: spoilers for Deathly Hallows.
Summary: If she tried, she might be able to keep him here just a little longer. Hands were more convincing than words, sometimes, and a tongue—
A/N: 1,130 words. Written for [ profile] erotic_elves's Canon Pairings Challenge, and posted here (locked) originally.

Ted was halfway out the door... )
thistlerose: (written)
I saw a meme the other day that had people posting their works in progress. My one WiP is only one sentence long at present ("She was seventeen years old, and out long past curfew," if anyone's curious) so here are three fics that I started and don't intend to finish.

Feedback still = ♥

Long Legs and Gorgeous Hair

Fandoms: Firefly & Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Ships: none, but would have been Sirius/Zoe, with Zoe/Wash and Sirius/Remus (post-Serenity, post-OotP)
Notes: Sirius falls through the Veil and reappears five hundred years in the future, on a planet that is not Earth. He's determined to find his way back to Earth and the Veil - providing it still exists. Unfortunately, Earth is currently populated by radioactive zombies, there are pirates after him, and he just met this really hot woman.

Sirius Black preferred cock, but even he couldn't help staring when she strode into the bar. )

Dawn's Pony

Fandom: Buffy
Rating: PG
Ships: none
Notes: I honestly don't remember why I started writing this, but it was meant to take place between seasons Seven and Eight. I like Dawn here, but I didn't know where I wanted the story to go. Also, the kelpie started sounding like Spike in my head, and I didn't want that.

He was the most beautiful pony that Dawn had ever seen. )

Unicorn Dreams

Fandom: King's Quest
Rating: PG-13
Ships: none, although I can see it going Alexander/Rosella and that's one of the reasons I gave up because NO
Notes: I can't believe I wrote 3,000 words of a King's Quest story. I started after rediscovering the games this spring, and finding that had no KQ stories. (I don't know if it does now.) I had to remedy that. Only, I didn't. I kind of wrote myself into a corner here; Alexander is right to refuse to help, and Rosella isn't stupid enough to look elsewhere. Anyway, this begins very shortly after King's Quest 4.

It wasn't long after her return from Tamir that Princess Rosella began to dream about unicorns. )
thistlerose: (Sirius)
I've updating "The Ballad of Azkaban" by Sirius Black. I think it's done now, mostly because I can't think up any more stanzas.

Set to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun."

Now with some dirty language and spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Sirius/Remus.

There is a prison way up north )
thistlerose: (Ron/Hermione!)
The House-Elf Liberation Full Frontal

Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Is this the moment? Fuck, yeah!
A/N: This isn't 100% canon-compliant, but it's what I wanted to happen immediately following The Snog. It bugged me that after Ron's Awesome Suggestion, no one actually went to free the house-elves. This is about 1,000 words.

There wasn't time for this. You-Know-Who was coming and Harry needed them back. )


Jul. 8th, 2007 04:03 pm
thistlerose: (Harry Potter)
My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Hermione Granger is killed by the zombie Albus Dumbledore after fleeing an angry horde of barbarians
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your own Spoiler of Doom and write the story. Make it as long or short as you like. And post it here, as a comment.

Have fun!

ETA: So far, we've had Harry impregnated by himself, Moaning Myrtle turned into ice cream, zombie!Dumbledore killing Hermione, and Voldemort turning into a giant hamster.
thistlerose: (Weasleys are Love)
Don't Need No Credit Card To Ride This Train

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Summary: Some things are better than money or fame. Much better.
A/N: For [ profile] catchmysnitch's June/July challenge, brooms. This started out as a sweet bunny, which quickly became a banter-fest. According to the ever-so-reliable Wikipedia, the Karakondjul is a Bulgarian boogeyman who's sometimes evil, sometimes just sort of tricky. Points to anyone who recognizes five of the seven Scottish Quidditch players. Approx. 900 words.

( "It's not like I have a choice. Not if I want to get laid ever again." )
thistlerose: (Harry Potter)
A Sure Cure for the Blues

Fandom: Harry Potter / The Smurfs
Rating: PG
Ship: none
Summary: Snape is drawn back in time by an ancestor who needs his help with a little problem. Make that a number of little. blue. problems.
A/N: Yes, I wrote Snapefic. Try not to faint. Many, many thanks for [ profile] midnitemaraud_r for her input and assurances that I'm not going to hell for this. Approx. 1,000 words. Cross-posted to [ profile] deathly_lollows and [ profile] thistlefics.

'I don't suppose the name Gargamel appears in your history books. Still, I'm surprised you don't recognize my face.' )

[fic] Ride

Mar. 30th, 2007 08:47 pm
thistlerose: (otp kiss/Sirius and Remus)

Fandom: HP
Ship: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sirius + Remus + motorbike = ♥
A/N: This is for [ profile] enterincolor, who managed to stump me yesterday. It's about 220 words.

His eyes had that familiar, worrisome gleam. )
thistlerose: (Default)
Things You Can't Do In A Library
with commentary

Fandom: HP
Rating: PG
Ship: Harry/Ginny
Summary: Harry needs something to take his mind of Horcruxes and the half-blood prince. Ginny, he decides, needs a distraction from studying.
A/N: This is for [ profile] deena_s. The original can be found here, at [ profile] catchmysnitch.

It was the reaction to this fic - which thrilled me no end - that made me wonder if fandom was starting to see me as primarily a Ginny/Harry writer... )
thistlerose: (magic)
My Heroine Pretend
with commentary

Fandom: HP
Ship: Neville/Luna
Rating: PG
Summary: Neville and Luna think they've found a real Wazrel - at last!
A/N: [ profile] gehayi requested commentary on this story. The original is here.

Neville and Luna are in Prague. )
thistlerose: (Default)
You Can Fall For Pretty Strangers

Fandom: Harry Potter / Torchwood
Rating: R
Ship: Jack/Tonks
Summary: She's going to wipe his memory anyway. Might as well have some fun first.
A/N: For [ profile] ragdoll, on the occasion of her birthday! I know tomorrow's the big day, but I'll be at work. *hug* This is about 2,000 words. It's set after HP7 and sometime early in the first season of Torchwood. It was supposed to be pretty light, but now I realize Tonks's actions will probably have repurcussions. Sexy ones, if she's lucky. (FYI, since they're set in the same universe, I'm putting all Doctor Who, Torchwood, and - if I write any - Sarah Jane Adventures stories under the same tag.)

'I'm going to need a drink,' said the erstwhile dead guy. )
thistlerose: (Weasleys are Love)
Driver Picks the Music

Fandom: HP
Rating: PG
Characters/Ship: Ron, Harry/Ginny
Summary: Harry exploits Ron's ignorance of Muggle culture.
A/N: Approx. 600 words. It's not especially shippy, but it grew out of [ profile] catchmysnitch's January challenge, wizard radio. Any resemblance Celestina Warbeck may or may not bear to a certain Muggle performer is sheer coincidence. *cough* Cross-posted to [ profile] catchmysnitch and [ profile] deathly_lollows.

'You know,' Ron said, 'if my brain explodes because of this, I'm not going to be much help finding Horcruxes.' )
thistlerose: (raineth)
Weighed Down With Good Intentions

Fandom: Harry Potter / Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: R
Ships: Remus/Jenny, allusions to Remus/Sirius and Giles/Jenny
Summary: If my people can restore a vampire's soul, why couldn't they help a werewolf?
A/N: Many thanks to my beta reader, [ profile] r_becca. Approx. 7,900 words. There are allusions to characters and events in The Secret Language of Cats, but both stories stand alone. I invented Jenny's past to fit the story.

Thinking always trips you up. )
thistlerose: (flowers)
My Heroine Pretend
Part 2 of 2

Fandom: HP
Rating: PG
Ship: Neville/Luna
Summary: At last, Luna's cornered a real Wazrel. But since it's hiding in a men's lavatory, she sends Neville to do the capturing.
A/N: Yes, yes. I posted Part 1 in June. I fail a little. The problem was that I didn't know how to end the story. I hadn't anticipated it becoming as long as it did. Then, at work today, I had an idea. Each part is about 1,600 words.

Part One

Part Two )
thistlerose: (puppylove)
Long Not For the Dawn

Fandom: HP
Rating: R
Ship: Sirius/Remus
Summary: After everyone else has gone to bed, Sirius and Remus have a private gift exchange.
A/N: So many thank yous to my wonderful beta readers, [ profile] mellafe and [ profile] semielliptical. I know it's a little after the fact, but I hope you had a wonderful holiday, [ profile] krabapple! Posted at [ profile] rs_small_gifts. Approx. 1,900 words.

"The jacks have dirty mouths."


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